"You can't say you love me and *?@! me over at the same time."
"Call it crazy when you see crazy coming!"
"You have to deal with some people with a long-laddled spoon so they won't bite your finger."
Jenny B. on the finer things in life: One day I'd asked my mother about the pros and cons of buying a new or used car. In one of her classic witty comebacks, she said, "I never liked the idea of used cars. I've always bought new ones. If it becomes time for me to get another one, then what would I want with a used car? I already got a "used" car!"
- Jenny B.